Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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