i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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