508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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