Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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