you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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