Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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