I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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