Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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