you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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