They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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