i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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