Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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