Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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