come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize