He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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