there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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