I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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