therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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