i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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