Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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