I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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