Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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