North Korea, Best Korea!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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