I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my shit smells like andre
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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