so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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