we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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