i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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