Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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