I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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