She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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