Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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