So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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