I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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