Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I forget how to act sober
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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