You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
