I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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