omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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