That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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