Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My balls are so social today.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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