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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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