We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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