they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do vagina's smell?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
