Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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