onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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