is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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