dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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