do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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