I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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