He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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