he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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