ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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