so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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