Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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