id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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