it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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