4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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