Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
